edbs
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 |  موضوع: jokes in english  الإثنين 4 أغسطس - 9:24 | |
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hi for all
Some Jokes in English
let's see
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Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
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Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?
A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U
Continue to do so.
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Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and
lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.
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A newly
married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father
hadn't left me a fortune?"
"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT
YOU A FORTUNE"
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Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."
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Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."
Interviewer: "***, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: " Billionaire"
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha | |
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miss_unknown
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| | موضوع: رد: jokes in english الجمعة 15 أغسطس - 20:04 | |
| looooollllllllllllllllllll...these were really funny jokes...thanks | |
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miss_esadora
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| | موضوع: رد: jokes in english الثلاثاء 2 سبتمبر - 15:43 | |
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Roo2a-BENZ
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| | موضوع: رد: jokes in english الثلاثاء 2 سبتمبر - 15:49 | |
| - edbs كتب:
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can
there be greater than this one?"
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modern scholar
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| | موضوع: رد: jokes in english الإثنين 9 مارس - 10:24 | |
| very funny may i comment with jokes
why maths book is sad ?
because it has a lot of problems
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why mosquitoes are excellent in maths ?
because it divides our attention . add pain to our body , and multiply quickly
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Leave Me Alone
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