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Let me share these funny jokes with you ....Really made me laugh a lot

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TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
>MARIA : Here it is!
>TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
>CLASS : Maria!

TEACHER : Why are ! you late, Frank?
>FRANK : Because of the sign.
>TEACHER : What sign?
>FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

>TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
>floor?
>JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!

>TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile? "
>GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
>TEACHER : No, that's wrong
>GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

>TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
>DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
>TEACHER : What! are you talking about?
>DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE : Me

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground! than you are.

>TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
>TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
>time."

>TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
>eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

>TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
> your brother's. Did you copy his?
>CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;

>TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
>people are no longer interested?
>HAROLD : A teacher

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زائر

Let me share these funny jokes with you ....Really made me laugh a lot

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بنضحك على طريقة القاء النكتة ولهجتها
والنكتة ممكن تموت عليها من الضحك
وتيجى تانى يوم لو سمعتها تكشر
وشكرااااااااا على مجهودك الرااااائع
وبجد لو عاوز تدخل البسمة الى قلوبنا خلي النكت بالعامية

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